This one wins
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!
Today seems like a good day to watch all of these movies in a row
this sounds like me
Why is cheating a thing like I honestly don’t understand it. Literally why, if you’re not happy with a person then leave. Leaving is easier, leaving is nicer, leaving is better for the other person. But cheating it fucking destroys the person. Like I don’t understand. If you’re not happy leave. Why is cheating a fucking thing god damn it
pretty much ask myself this often..
I don’t know what I was expecting
i expected cute noises